the constant clicker

When I tell people about my cube neighbors mouse clicking they wonder what she is doing to cause this repetitive clicking. Some people say "she must be playing a game like a FPS or something." Some people say "maybe she is wearing a ring and it is exaggerating the clicking." Well people now I am intrigued. I want to go over and try and see if I can figure out what the heck is causing all of this mouse clicking. It is happening right now. It might take me a while but I will figure it out. OK wait something weird just happened. I distinctly heard her turning the page of either a newspaper or one of those flimsy newspaper like magazines like Computer World. But the clicking didn't stop. She coughs she is turning pages and the clicking continues. How could she possibly be this agile? The plot thickens.